Sick Jokes
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Q) what is the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck
full of "dead babies"?
A) You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitch fork.
Q) What is black and blue and has gone off sex?
A) A rape victim.
Q) What is orange and blue and lies at the bottom of a pool?
A) A baby with burst arm bands.
Q) What is pink and stiff and pisses off women first thing in the
morning
A) Cot Death.
Q) What is blue and doesn't fit?
A) A dead epileptic
Q) What is the difference between a paedophile and acne?
A) Acne doesn't come on your face until you are thirteen.
A paedophile takes a little girl into the woods, the little girl looks
around and says " oh it's all dark and scary and I don't like it.
The man turns around to her and says " it's alright for you, I have got to come out
on my own."
A woman in hospital giving birth to her child has been screaming in agony for about 6
hours when the doctor finally tells her that he has got sight of the babies head and
encourages her to give a couple of nice hard pushes. The baby drops out into the Doctors
hands, he throws the baby on to the floor and kicks it across the room , the baby hits the
wall and slides down in a slither of blood . The doctor puts his foot on the baby and
slides it around the floor like he is using a floor sponge, he picks up the baby and
throws it down in front of its mother, who by now is screaming historically. He taps her
on the shoulder and says " Just kidding the baby was already dead."
What's the best thing about being a paedophile?????
your dick looks so big in those little hands.
Q: What is blue and sitting in the corner?
A: A baby playing with a plastic bag.
Q: What is green and sitting in the corner.
A: Same baby six weeks later.
Q: What is red and crawling up your leg?
A: A homesick abortion.
Q--what's the worst thing about having sex with a six year old??
A--getting the bloodstains off your clownsuit
Q) What's Blue and Fucks Grannies?
A) Hypothermia
